It’s 3:37am New Years Day….. I cant sleep. I should have bought the Delsym to suppress my hacking cough. What’s a girl to do? I start with the usual channel flip. I know the P90x infomercial by heart. I have already purchased the potty patch. A friend with occasional insomnia has already purchased the Sham Wow and Tony Little pillows for me. I don’t want to juice, even if it does have the good housekeeping seal of approval. My acne is finally under control thanks to Justin Beiber and Pro Active. And I will not, I repeat, will not legitimize the Shake Weight by purchasing it. So, I am ashamed to admit it, but I found myself watching the Jersey Shore. (but only after watching Univision to see how much Spanish from high school I could remember) I was making half an attempt yesterday to come up with a new years resolution and then it hit me…..GTL It was right there in front of me all the time. Gym, Tan, Laundry. Which proves if you look hard enough, you can find value in just about anything. So, here are my new years resolutions for 2011:
1. Get back to the Gym
2. Get back to the islands to Tan (this time with my boys)
3. Get the Laundry done
Happy New Year. I have to go now. In case I don’t keep my first resolution I have to buy the Kymaro’s Body Shaper…for the unbelievable price of $29.95 plus S&H. And, if I call now they will include the bottom shaper! It’s going to be a great year!